"You plagiarized a sentence in an essay? Expelled & we’ll make it hard for you to enroll into another school ever again."
"You raped and assaulted a student on campus? You can come back to school."
fuck the education system
I will never NOT reblog this.
But I am pretty look at me im so pretty it’s not arrogance when it’s literally just a fact im so pretty
SO PRETTY!!!!! ME!!! IM PRETTY!!! IM A PRETTY PRETTY GIRL!!!!
I like this.
If a man tells you you’re pretty, it’s supposed to be this amazing gift you cherish forever.
If you tell a man you’re pretty, you’re a horrible, shallow, awful person and it isn’t true.
ok no but seriously you are very pretty ;;u;;
Episode 41 - No Petting Zoo Part 1
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
so this is an thing that happened ?? this is my family picture (im the one of the far right btw)
but don’t worry though we actually have no problem with this at all ! reading the comments has been the funniest thing ever so keep it up
this is just perfect in every way
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
Female-lead action movies just don’t sell.
1. There is like zero action in this movie, 2. It has by far the stupidest premise I’ve ever heard for not being a sci-fi, 3. Just because scar Jo is in it all y’all got ya panties in a twist and it’s annoying as fuck like she isn’t queen, she isn’t even that great of an actor calm the fuck down
If you go through my shit. Don’t fucking go through my stuff. Ask me to do it. Don’t fucking delete things and take things without my fucking permission. It really pisses me off.
IT IS SO SIMPLE JUST DON’T FUCKING LOOK THROUGH MY STUFF BEHIND MY BACK YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE!
btw Kylene deleted shit off of my phone and I’m really pissed because this is the second time she’s fucking done it and I fucking hate it when people go through my shit.
Okay so I ask my sister to hand me the cookies right?
and she goes, “why don’t i get anything delicious ever?…” and starts to pout. And I think it’s a joke and that it’s funny and then she goes, (continuing to pout and starting to semi wail.) “I mean, you get your ice cream and your cookies!”
My sister is/was crying because of ice cream and cookies.
Update she’s now crying because of supernatural and how large Jared Padalecki is and CLIMBING HIM LIKE A TREEEE
do you ever come up with a story in your head and you’re like ‘OMG THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER I THINK I’LL WRITE THIS’
but then you don’t know how to write and its just
All the goddamn time.
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically…
I’ve decided that I really miss writing. Like, a lot. So, I’m gonna start this up again, and I hope to improve. If anyone still pays attention to this, you should like this to let me know. Cool? Yeah. Of course I started this at the beginning of summer.